Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

(via metaphorically)

(Source: capecodcollegiate)

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minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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allimage

probablyimage

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to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind

goldchainedellephant:

misminnie:

blunted-kiss-of-life:

Is that lil fizz???

Yeah

He Look Like The Friend You Had A Crush On In 6th Grade But Kept In The Friend Zone Cuz Boys Were Gross Back Then Lol

  • Yesterday: horny
  • Today: horny
  • Tomorrow: horny
  • Next week: horny
  • Next month: horny
  • Apocalypse: horny